Submitted by Julia C.

 A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned.  The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body   Because he was too skinny.   So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.  However, the only skin on her bodyThat the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.

Submitted by Lu (This one is Funny)

Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne, Indiana , who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.

Hi Sue,

Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office.. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all..

Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial 20 water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature.! It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a really good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints.

What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi . Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my rear end started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds it started to burn.

We are approaching that time of year when the mail box will be full of announcements from the sons and daughters of friends, relatives and acquaintances announcing the upcoming graduation of a young adult from high school or college.

Obviously a little green is always a welcome gift, as no fledgling adult is ever fully prepared for how expensive life really is. But there is a downside to giving money – because money doesn’t build any memories. That check you give today may help buy some towels for the new place, but that gesture is going to be forgotten. No one remembers a check – unless it has an unforgettable number of zeros on it.